Dear Sir or Madam;
Enclosed you will find my script entitled "No Country for Old Marmots," in which a young marmot mistakenly receives a cache of berries. He then crosses paths with a Mongolian hunter intent on catching and eating him and serving the berries to his pregnant wife, and in a series of increasingly hilarious antics, the hunter contracts pneumonic plague from the marmot. He then transmits the plague to his infant son, who dies from it, thus devastating the hunter's wife. The marmot, in a desperate attempt to escape the hunter, accidentally ships himself to America, where he is called a groundhog and is celebrated for seeing his shadow and lives a lavish lifestyle until the end of his days.
It is my sincerest expectation that you will be pleased by this story. If you have any questions, you may contact me further at (###) ###-#### or #########@#####.com. I wish you the best on your journey through life.
Sincerely,
X
Enclosed you will find my script entitled "No Country for Old Marmots," in which a young marmot mistakenly receives a cache of berries. He then crosses paths with a Mongolian hunter intent on catching and eating him and serving the berries to his pregnant wife, and in a series of increasingly hilarious antics, the hunter contracts pneumonic plague from the marmot. He then transmits the plague to his infant son, who dies from it, thus devastating the hunter's wife. The marmot, in a desperate attempt to escape the hunter, accidentally ships himself to America, where he is called a groundhog and is celebrated for seeing his shadow and lives a lavish lifestyle until the end of his days.
It is my sincerest expectation that you will be pleased by this story. If you have any questions, you may contact me further at (###) ###-#### or #########@#####.com. I wish you the best on your journey through life.
Sincerely,
X
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